Teas

anorAk tea

anorAk tea
Tea is made from the leaves, buds and stems of the Camellia sinensis plant. This tea is oxidised to somewhere between a black and a green tea and therefore should not be taken with milk or sugar, yawn....

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baKewell tArt teA

baKewell tArt teA
Take with sugar, anytime.

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bloOdy odD tea

bloOdy odD tea
Smoked, like everything else these days. A pinch is more than enough.

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cRIsis tea

cRIsis tea
A jolly strong, stiff tea. Take with milk and at least 3 sugars.

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cUstard pie tEa

cUstard pie tEa
Take with a squirty cream pie.

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english Breakfast teA

english Breakfast teA
Take with sugar and milk for glorious mornings.

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grEen fairy tEa

grEen fairy tEa
Take with sugar & without approval.

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gReen tea

gReen tea
Thoroughly delicate & wholesome. Take without sugar or milk of course.

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jaSmine green

jaSmine green
Effortlessly beautiful tea. Take neat or with honey

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kir roYal tea

kir roYal tea
Party tea! Take wearing gloves.

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masAla chai

masAla chai
Black and strong and spicy. Withstands sugar, milk and probably a French invasion.

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noRthern breW

noRthern breW
Hard core. Take with sugar and milk, by gas light.

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opiUm den teA

opiUm den teA
A 70s woody blend with a hint of something else.

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poSh tea

poSh tea
One to drink in the front room, wearing Sunday best. Take with lemon.

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rather loVely tea

rather loVely tea
Mixing Darjeeling with anything is said to be sacrilege. Get over it.

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sheRbet dip tea

sheRbet dip tea
For a sourpuss kick, rim the cup in lemon juice and sugar.

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the dogs bolLocks

the dogs bolLocks
Bees knees or cats whiskers, whatever, this tea should be taken neat.

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twee tEa

twee tEa
The inside of a posh old ladies handbag. Take with any old lady and a few crumbs of sugar.

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